Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The walrus who sat on me

I have frequent shark dreams. Usually in these shark dreams I am swimming in the ocean and then the next thing I know, I'm looking face to face with a shark. It's awesome! Well last night I had a walrus dream that was a little less thrilling. In this dream, I was sailing on the ocean when all of the sudden a crazy bad storm hit. I fell off of the boat, swam to shore for what seemed like forever, and when I finally reached land I was exhausted. Now when I say exhausted, I mean the can't move, can't speak, can't do anything type of exhaustion. So when I tried to move every fiber of my being to get out of Mr. Walruses way, I couldn't because I was just plain old stuck. So what does the walrus do next? Well the little bugger sat on me. And in the dream, I was just like, "whoa, this sucks. I can't move at all." And then I proceeded to wait out the walrus sitting on me. But then panic sets in. How long can a walrus survive sitting in one place? What happens if I don't get food or water? Could he eat me? Now you think the dreams about the crazy ax man murderer chasing you are scary? Try having something that can weigh as much as 2,700 lbs holding you hostage. When I woke up it took me the better half of 5 minutes to not feel extreme walrus anxiety.

This dream may go down as the most bizarre dream so far in my existence.

I drew you an amazing artistic picture of the horrific creature so that you could have a visual of what this experience was like for me.

3 comments:

Sara @ Struggling Happiness said...

This totally reminds me of hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

The graphic=AMAZING!!! I'm sure it was a traumatic incident, but it's hilarious to read. And the pic just makes it 7355080153 times more perfect.

I hope your sleeping works out better for you tonight :)

Erin Shaw said...

The walrus drawing seals the deal for me really! He he. Love it! I was expecting to see a picture of you underneath the walrus! I love the walrus' "demon" eye! Thanks for sharing your dream1

esogs said...

I has a bucket (look it up).