Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Dear Carbs

Dear Carbs,

I know we have had a wonderful time together and I definitely cherish those memories. It's not that I don't love you, because believe me I do. In fact I think I love you a little to much. See the thing is that you just are no good for me. A few here and there every once in a while seems like an innocent enough relationship, but then I just find myself getting carried away when you offer me things like texas toast, fry bread, pasta, bagels, tortillas. Ultimately my infatuation with you is unhealthy and has decreased my physical well being. I think its best if we stop seeing each other for a while. Lets still try to stay friends.

I'll call you later,


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